Malaysia unique Engelishhh...

As an employee....in a big company... International Worldwide giant company.... usually, we would have a lot of meetingsss... seriously, a lot....

But usually... 90% of the meetings are talking craps...and more craps...endless craps....

Today I am in a boring meeting with some so called top management people in the organization..so I sit there listening to all of them trying to gain visibility and to make themselves look very important...

Then suddenly I found them talking sounds very funny and tickles me a lot.. and the more I listen, the harder it is not to laugh....I was there trying so hard not to laugh....unbearable...

Speaker 1: blabla.....Our VP is frying here all the way from US...then later he fry to China..... blabla..

Speaker 2: We have so many products in hand, our action must be very rabbit, you know....blaaaaa..

Speaker 3: blaablaa..you know... we cannot afford any suplise now...

Speaker 1: oooohh... don't play play arr...we need to look plopelly before risk die arr..

Speaker 2: long! long!! cannot be like this! blaaa...

Ironically, all these VVIPs have been all previously stay in US for relocation (>6months) multiple times before, and almost everyday they are having conference with US sites......

But the outcome is this kinda quality standard.....

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Malaysia Memang Boleh!!!

For your reference:
fry = fly
rabbit = rapid
suplise = surprise
plopelly = properly
die = buy
long = wrong