Technical vs Management

Working in a giant worldwide chip company, we always have 2 groups of people aka 'management' and 'technical'.

As always, you know how free management is and also likes to push technical people to come out with documentations, presentations, long long sophisticated monthly or weekly reports, some Hollywood (or Bollywood) shows etc for them to 'copy and paste' then impress their higher level management staff.....

Sometimes when you look at those stupid management personnel... you just feel like slapping them hard!

Recently there is this management person kept pushing the senior technical person to do another documentation to present on the product development in the midst of busy schedule......

And this is the answer given.... Damn I like the phrase!!!!!!

QUOTE:

'We publish monthly status reports and provided you with the response to your request; this should be good enough for you to formulate whatever response you would like to provide to the Coordination meeting. Creating additional work for us so you can do a report seems flawed given our complicated platform and plethora of issues we must resolved to enable a healthy product.'

Goshhh.... it's been really a long time since I see management people being 'slapped hard' by technical leader.

Ohhhh.... it just felt so damn great!!

Malaysia unique Engelishhh...

As an employee....in a big company... International Worldwide giant company.... usually, we would have a lot of meetingsss... seriously, a lot....

But usually... 90% of the meetings are talking craps...and more craps...endless craps....

Today I am in a boring meeting with some so called top management people in the organization..so I sit there listening to all of them trying to gain visibility and to make themselves look very important...

Then suddenly I found them talking sounds very funny and tickles me a lot.. and the more I listen, the harder it is not to laugh....I was there trying so hard not to laugh....unbearable...

Speaker 1: blabla.....Our VP is frying here all the way from US...then later he fry to China..... blabla..

Speaker 2: We have so many products in hand, our action must be very rabbit, you know....blaaaaa..

Speaker 3: blaablaa..you know... we cannot afford any suplise now...

Speaker 1: oooohh... don't play play arr...we need to look plopelly before risk die arr..

Speaker 2: long! long!! cannot be like this! blaaa...

Ironically, all these VVIPs have been all previously stay in US for relocation (>6months) multiple times before, and almost everyday they are having conference with US sites......

But the outcome is this kinda quality standard.....

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Malaysia Memang Boleh!!!

For your reference:
fry = fly
rabbit = rapid
suplise = surprise
plopelly = properly
die = buy
long = wrong