Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, April 26, 2010

Funny Conversation

A short funny conversation between me and a China seller.... took me a moment to realize what he actually meant...

Me: I wanna buy this dress, code NA123.. How much?

China man: Oh, this is USD50.

Me: That is very expensive, I don't want anymore, thank you.

China man: There is no relationship, hope to do business with you next time.

Me: ??? **thinking hard--> What relationship?**


After idling for 3 sec, Ooohhhh........ There is no relationship = never mind ...

Why? becoz that is direct translation from Mandarin...

There is no relationship = 那没有关系。

=.='''




Thursday, January 7, 2010

Najib Copperfield, indeed..

Some funny sarcastic comics from Zunar posted in Malaysiakini, mockingly cynical, and having some real truth in it that, so sad, nobody actually dare to talk about it aloud......and the real mastermind behind is still out there having fun...




Why we are not allowed to discuss but choose to draw out our mind thinking??


Coz we are terrified...... that one day ISA will be knocking at our door... or some MACC people will bring us to custody for some farny interviews off office hours which later for some terrible reasons... we are never able to go home anymore....

1Malaysia that Najib Copperfield announced.... for this one year looking back... I think it looks more like "There is only 1 dictator, 1 Najib only!"....


1Malaysia.... truly SILLY.




Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Mom vs Dad...

Watched this from YouTube ... So Funny...yet so true...
And a proof that Moms from all over the world as the same.... :D:D



Of course... after we have Mom's version, we have Dad's version too ^_^

Enjoy.....




It is what it is...... ;p


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Malaysia unique Engelishhh...

As an employee....in a big company... International Worldwide giant company.... usually, we would have a lot of meetingsss... seriously, a lot....

But usually... 90% of the meetings are talking craps...and more craps...endless craps....



Today I am in a boring meeting with some so called top management people in the organization..so I sit there listening to all of them trying to gain visibility and to make themselves look very important...

Then suddenly I found them talking sounds very funny and tickles me a lot.. and the more I listen, the harder it is not to laugh....I was there trying so hard not to laugh....unbearable...




Speaker 1: blabla.....Our VP is frying here all the way from US...then later he fry to China..... blabla..


Speaker 2: We have so many products in hand, our action must be very rabbit, you know....blaaaaa..


Speaker 3: blaablaa..you know... we cannot afford any suplise now...
Speaker 1: oooohh... don't play play arr...we need to look plopelly before risk die arr..


Speaker 2: long! long!! cannot be like this! blaaa...



Ironically, all these VVIPs have been all previously stay in US for relocation (>6months) multiple times before, and almost everyday they are having conference with US sites......

But the outcome is this kinda quality standard.....

-___-"



Malaysia Memang Boleh!!!









For your reference:
fry = fly
rabbit = rapid
suplise = surprise
plopelly = properly
die = buy
long = wrong