Beware of Idiots..

I came across this interesting news recently... the insides of the news is so funny, and I do think there is actual truth in it... let me quote down the example from this news (can't make it clear when I attach it here..) and you judge it yourself...

Quote: "Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals."

Quote: "They worked with people so stupid they can barely find their way from the parking lot to their office. And their heart attack came less than 12 hours having a major confrontation with one of these oafs."

Quote: "One woman had to be rushed to the hospital after her assistant shredded important company tax documents instead of copying them."

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Quote: "A man told us he collapsed right at his desk because the woman at the next cubicle kept asking him for the correction fluid -- for her computer monitor."

Quote: "One poor woman spent a week rebuilding client records because a clerk put them all in the 'recycle bin' of her computer and then emptied it -- she though it meant the records would be recycled and used again."

Also, there are alot of 'crazy dogs' （疯狗） that like to bark whenever they like..
"Woof!! WOOF!!!!!!!!"

To all the 'crazy dogs': Beware and think twice before you start barking for no freaking reasons.... you might just end up like this...........

Padan muka...

Stupidest Meeting.

Today, I wasted half my morning, being forced to attend a stupid manufacturing meeting (luckily is just one time deal, phewww!).

Anyway, I have no words to describe what I see in the meeting than just simply STUPID.

There are ~25 people in the meeting. >90% of them are high level VVIP people such as supervisors, managers, senior managers & group leaders.

When the agenda starts... the first important discussion is, last night the printer in manufacturing floor jammed and cannot print out the paper for the lots.

What???!!!! Did I listen correctly?? Printer jam issue for top management discussion??!!!!

And 'printer jam' issue needs to be filed as a red hot issue, and need to discuss what is the poka-yoke way of fixing the problem long term.. so that we no longer have printer jam issue next time..
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The manager also presents that they found out that the printer jammed because they found that there is a tiny bit of sticker sticked on the laser inside the printer which is the root cause. And he asked "So, now we have to think next time how to prevent any sticker to stick inside the printer laser. Anyone?"

And I see many managers trying to make themselves look brilliant by offering tonnes of suggestions and opinions how to prevent any stickers to go into the printer and make it jam.....

The whole meeting looks like a bunch of idiots circling the printer trying to fix the printer jam...

I think he is right this time....

This super duper dumb topic can actually discussed through for over 20mins...what more can I say??

I realized one thing... the so-called very big company I work for, I**** is truly a damn filthy rich company despite the economy downturn, where most companies out there are struggling to survive and laying off employees...I**** has been paying high salaries to over 20 managerial top management personnels to fix a manufacturing printer jam issue in a meeting.

To all VVIP managers: Plsssssss don't call a meeting if you just wanna talk about nonsences or just to fill up your free time during work hours!!!